This was forwarded to me and I thought it was pretty funny. :)
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Middle East was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Sir Alex came for a visit this weekend. We met him and his family at the zoo for a fun-filled 100 degree day! :)
In what I believe the be his favorite part of the day, Alex visited the splash park. 
Uncle Jackson is always ready to play so he volunteered to run around in the water with the little guy.
"HOORAY! A bit of cool water!"
A little more playing before we moved on.
I love the penguins and so did Alex!
We took the train around the zoo. (Note: If you're going to the Indianapolis Zoo skip the train. It was not worth the time!) I was able to get a good photo of my Dad, Diana, Nick, Alex and Kylie, though.
We spotted a giraffe and its baby.
I love the monkeys!
That evening, after a cook out at our new place, Jackson and I headed downtown to catch the Indiana University vs. Ball State University with Shaya and Bates at the home of the Colts- Lucas Oil Stadium. We intended to just buy tickets there, but so did about 5,000 other people. I'm not kidding. It was PACKED. We eventually gave up on finding tickets and caught the game from the "Hoosier Country" bar in downtown Indianapolis, Kilroy's. We had a great time hanging out with Shaya and Bates. We love those two. And loved having little Alex up to visit! :)
