2 funny stories

I just thought I'd throw out two funny things that happened today.

1. I had a knee doctor appointment this morning. After waiting for 45+ minutes, I saw the doctor for less than 1 minute. I am not exaggerating. And that is not that funny part. Read on. After the doctor fiasco, I decided to go and get a Jamba Juice. For those of you unfortunate souls who do not know the power of a Jamba Juice smoothie- I'm sorry. They're awesome. I stroll into Jamba Juice and immediately am overwhelmed by the smell of oatmeal. For some reason it reminded me of my Grandma. (Hi, Grams. Love you.) I asked about it and they told me that they were rolling out a new breakfast menu and offered me a sample. I love a good sample so AFTER asking if there was cinnamon in the sample- I took one. Just as I am putting the oatmeal in my mouth a guy screams from the back, "there was cinnamon in that one!" NO! It was too late. The cinnamon had already entered my mouth. NO! SICK! GROSS! I already have the flu. For the love. I was forced to spit it out in a trashcan and pant for my smoothie to get the horrid taste out of my mouth. I hope you all were able to laugh at my expense. I am amazed that cinnamon anything sells. SICK!

2. Jackson went to the grocery store tonight with a list. When he was checking out and the cashier asked him the dutiful question, "did you find everything alright?" He answered, "Well I found the toilet paper and the blueberry muffins overpriced as you can see by my list not being complete!" I'm so glad I was not there. How embarrassing. He says she quickly changed the subject to how good of a deal he was getting on pork chops. I'm still laughing as I type this.

Happy Friday!