Texts b/w sisters

Today I honestly had this EXACT text conversation with my sister:

Me: Sorry that you're not feeling well today. :/ (My Mom mentioned on the phone that Kylie had been puking all day.)
Kylie: It is ok. Alex has days that he's just cranky and feels like making me sick
Me:Payback for years of tormenting your little sister with fat jokes.
Kylie: I never made fat jokes.
Me: I'm just messing with you. I sent Alex a Halloween package today!
Kylie: I don't make fun of anyone's weight!
Me: My ass. You called me "noodle" and "chunk" growing up
Kylie: He will be excited...maybe he'll let me keep down my poptarts. Thanks!
Kylie: Noodle. Ok. I did not mean u just took it that way...chunk was never used!
Me: Try soup.
Kylie: I did NOT call you soup.
Me: No, idiot. To settle your upset stomach.
Kylie: Oooh. Yeah. The only thing that helps is bananas. He loves them.

Oh, God love that girl. She has managed to forget years of her life where she spent the majority of her time tormenting me. Our conversations just crack me up. She's so off the wall!