Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dear Apple


Dear Apple,
I know that you do not care about accountants. This is made clear to me by your lack of compatibility with our software. You do, however, care about those of us who feel the need to constantly be "in the loop." I love my iPhone. I cannot imagine a better product. (ok, I have a few suggestions, but that is for a different letter.) My husband and I love our iPhones so much that when his iPhone went into the washer and was ruined, I got him another one. It was perfect really. I gave my husband my old iPhone and I got the new, sleek white 16gb model. Yippee. I finally have a newer Apple product than my Mom! The people at AT&T were super helpful and I enjoy having them as my carrier. Steve Jobs, give yourself a raise. No wait, do not do that. You'll get investigated. Again. We all know how that looks, sir. Do not back date stock options anymore. If you'll continue to make stellar products such as the iPhone you won't need creative accounting. And if you do need creative accounting then you would have to make software that does accounting on a Mac!! Also, could we a right click button on the MacBook? I really miss it.
Keep up the good work.
-Jenna

10 comments:

Danielle said...

You are too funny!!!

Danielle said...

Also, if for some reason Jackson decides he to would like a fancy white iPhone, I will gladly take the black cast-off. :D

Cortny said...

Dear Jenna,

Right click = ctrl click.

You're welcome.

Apple

Jackson and Jenna said...

LOL thank you so much, Apple in Seattle ;)

Anonymous said...

Thanks to your connection to Apple in Seattle, I have learned something new today as well. Thanks Cort!!!

Anonymous said...

what's right click?

Unknown said...

There's lots of accounting software for mac:

http://guide.apple.com/action.lasso?-database=MacOSGuide&-layout=cgi_search&-response=/business/accountingfinance/accounting/list.lasso&-op=bw&aggregate_keywords_us=smbaccount01us&-sortfield=smbaccount01usrank&-search

I always thought this one looked interesting: http://www.midnightapps.com/

and enjoy the left button while you still have it - they've just gotten rid of that too :)

Cortny said...

Jenna... I dont think my dad has ever used a PC. Batesville schools are a Mac environment. :)

Jackson and Jenna said...

Those apps are not as good at what you can get on a PC! I cannot believe that Uncle Charlie has never used a PC. He's missing out. :)

Anonymous said...

so what's a right click?