STOP smoking

I cannot take it anymore. Smoking has just gotten on my last nerve. It is dirty. No one throws away theirs butts in trash receptacles. People stand near entrances to buildings and smoke. Thank you, I showered today just so I could STINK like your secondhand smoke. GRR! Our neighbors smoke and it makes our apartment stink. It makes my allergies go crazy. It makes people's teeth yellow. It makes their fingernails yellow. (I also cannot imagine that their fingernails taste very good and they probably cannot even bit their nails anymore- one of life's great pleasures if you ask me!) It is an expensive habit! The other day I saw a guy with a sign reading that he was homeless and he was smoking!!!!!! I am sorry, sir, but once you give up that $5 a pack habit I might throw you a bone. Come on! Come on! It is madness!

Thanks for listening. :)