Tuesday, December 29, 2009

No place like HOME

Let's be honest: I WANT TO GO BACK TO AMERICA, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A picture of Europe: people EVERYWHERE. They stop when you are trying to walk. They have umbrellas out in the snow (idiots). The food is awful. Seriously. Come here if you need to diet. My jeans are already falling off of me with long johns on underneath them. It is so cold here that you do not even unfreeze during 8 hours of sleep. SO COLD. Please, Barack, I'll never talk crap again if you send Airforce One for me right now in Scotland. PLEASE.

That's about it. Jackson, however, likes it here.

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