How it should be

Jackson's boss sent out the following email in response to his departure:

"As many of you already know Jackson aka "The Fish" will be taking his tack to the East Coast and hooking up with the evil empire. With that said I wanted to thank him for his contributions here the last year and wish him and his wife the best of luck and success in their new town near the "Haaaaaaaarborr". My advice is not to triple paaaaark because you might get a paaaaarking ticket and have a myo caaaaardio infaaaaaaarction. Good luck Jackson!"

They've been real sports about the whole thing. Thanks, Great-West! :)