Lists

I like to make lists. I find them helpful. I was in a bit of a bad mood on the way to school because I was stuck in traffic so I started making a list of things that I do not like:

-Oprah. I thought of her first because she has that favorite things list each year. I won't elaborate on why I don't like her as it may get very long winded

-When poor grammar skills are used to make a political statement, I get really annoyed. I was behind a Dodge truck today that had a sticker across the back that read, "If you're driving an import thanks for supporting the European and Asian economy." Now, there are multiple things wrong with that statement. 1. We live in a global economy; there is really no such thing as an import anymore. 2. When speaking about multiple countries, one would use the plural version of economy. 3. I wanted to ask the guy if he owned any mutual funds in his 401(k) plan; nearly every mutual fund invests overseas. 4. I could go on for days, but I will cease at this time.

-I do not like disrespectful people. Our current tenants in Westfield have hung up on Jackson three times in the past 2 days. I find this completely unacceptable. They're trying to play hardball. The sad thing is they're playing it against me. They'll be sorry. I go to school with 33 hungry-for-drama lawyers and I know a lot of law enforcement officers in the great state of Indiana. I WILL WIN!

-Jon and Kate Plus 8 are really getting on my nerves. Those poor children are going to be so messed up it is not even funny. They says that they're all about the kids- yeah right.

OK, I think that is enough of my list. As you can see, I was sitting in traffic for 25 minutes just boiling mad for no real reason, just these little things. That's my life. Welcome.