Mysteries of the World

There are a few things that I see often and just cannot understand. They are as follows:

1. Tattoos. I'm sorry. I just have never found anything that I like enough to permanently etch it on my body. (I do have a friend, Meg, who got an anti-cancer tattoo that I do approve of. I currently have no other exemptions. Sorry.

2. Personalized license plates. Seriously. I don't care who you are, you look silly with a vanity plate. Some of my recent favorites have read, "8itsexe" (I was so mad that CO let "sex" be written on a license plate that I almost called the Governor), "LeosMom" "Off2Soc" (on a minivan which leads me to believe that some woman has come to identify herself as a soccer mom. I nearly shed a tear) and my all-time favorite was on a Dodge truck. The license plate read, "please" which was totally fine save for the fact the "blow me" was painting on the truck directly above it. Stay classy, sir. Good luck next time you get pulled over.

3. People not wearing their seat belts. That's all I've got on that one.

4. People trying impress people that they do not even like. I cannot even begin to imagine worrying about what other people think as much as some of my clients do. It really blows my mind. And the kicker is that they do not like 80% of the people they're trying to impress. Ugh. That's a sad life.

5. Getting pregnant. Yes, I understand how it happens. I just do not understand the urge. Yet.

6. SHORTER than short shorts. I was eating lunch with Jackson to other day when about 50 high school kids joined us at Qdoba. Luckily, we were first! Woot. Anyway, the denim underwear (what I call shorts that are beyond short. I know. I'm getting old.) being worn to school make me want to puke. I was so disappointed in these girls parents. Then I thought maybe they wear pants to school and change into these outfits. If that's the case, I'd never have an issue because my child would have spot checks when I just dropped in by following them on GPS. Creepy? Sure. Better than your 17 year old getting pregnant? You bet.

7. Finally, I do not understand putting inappropriate photos of oneself (drunk, under-clothed, in compromising positions, etc.) on the internet. Grow up. I just hate that. Honestly.

That's all for now. There are probably 600,000 more things that I could list, but I won't. :)