Tonight I dropped Jackson off at Denver's airport to fly to Boston via a 12 hour stop in Indy! :) He must have been feeling particular brave because as he was going through security the following took place:
TSA employee: Please empty your pockets.
Man in front of Jackson: All I have if snuff.
TSA: Please run it through the scanner. How is that stuff anyway? I've been meaning to buy some, but I cannot find it in stores.
Man: It is good, man. I work for the company. You can just have my tin. It was free for me anyway.
TSA: Thanks so much, dude. That is really nice of you. (Author's note: This man thanked someone for assisting in his slow suicide? Weird.)
They exit security and this exchange takes place:
Jackson: So you are the dude in the commercial that has no problem killing off the population.
Man: What?
Jackson: You know, that tobacco commercial where people interview to work for big tobacco companies and they give the stats on how many people tobacco kills each year?
Man: *Dirty look* whatever man
Jackson: I'm just saying.
HAHAHA! I thought that was classic. Atta boy, Jackson. :)
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