Night terrors

Last night I had a nightmare night terror bad dream that we had a baby boy. A baby is bad enough, but a boy? Gross. Anyway, we accidentally had this baby and I kept forgetting him places. I left him at Menard's, the Coach store and the grocery. Each time someone tracked me down and gave him back. Then I decided I could drop him off at Susie's so I did. Only Susie wasn't home so when I called to tell her he was there she flipped out. I responded, "what kind of trouble can a baby strapped into a carrier cause?!"

Case and point as to why we're not having children. (and before you all ask, no we're not pregnant and this was not a premonition dream. I checked.)