"Earth"

In an effort to fit into my bridesmaid dress, I have resorted to drinking "earth." Earth consists of organic spinach, organic kale, 1 banana, 1 cup unsweetened almond milk, handful of strawberries, blueberries, a kiwi and flax seed.

It is called "earth" because it looks and tastes like slime.

MacKenzie LOVED it and licked anything she could clean.

She even had the green beard to prove it!

Results? Jackson is way better at drinking earth than I am. I hate it. I learned to get it down my plugging my nose. Jackson claims to love it. I claim to hate him. C'est la vie. ;)