"MacKenzie's email"

I got home to the following email from Guy last night and laughed my butt off for two reasons: 1. Guy doesn't email so this took a ton of effort and 2. Anything from MacKenzie is funny to me.

"Subject: Orphan child

I thought I should share a conversation I had with MacKenzie today. 

MacKenzie: Grandpa Duck ("GD"), when is my mom coming home? I thought you said she was going to pick me up yesterday?
GD: Well, she was, but something came up. She said she would be here to get you today. 
MacK: Oh, great! I’ll get my things together. 
GD: I hate to tell, but your mother called and again something has come up and she won’t be able to get here today after all.
MacK: So, when is she going to come and get me tomorrow? 
GD: I don’t think she be able to pick you up tomorrow either, something has come up. 
MacK: But I’m running out of food and I miss my Mom. Doesn’t she LOVE me anymore? 
GD: Oh yes, honey, she still loves you. Your mommy is just busy. Grandpa Duck will get you some more food,and you know Grandpa Duck and Grandma Duck will always LOVE you! 
MacK: Maybe Mom will pick me up on Thursday, you think Grandpa? 
GD: No, I’m SORRY, your Mom is busy, MacKenzie. She said she would definitely be here to get you on Friday. 
MacK:**tears!!!** Do you really think she be here on Friday, Grandpa Duck? 
GD: I hope so, MacK. If not you are always welcome to stay with Grandpa & Grandma Duck, because we love you very much! "

HAAA! Way to lay on the guilt, GD! Needless to say we are going to get our girl this evening!