"A real fake!"

I had the following exchange as I walked out of my office for lunch today:

Random girl: OH EM GEE! You came back!
Me: *looks around, see no one* Are you talking to me?
RG: Yes! Duh! Don’t I look familiar?
Me: Oh, sorry. Umm…no, but that’s ok. How can I help?
RG: My friends told me that a girl who working in the boring building looked like me and was probably 21. I need a real fake and you're like my twin! 
Me: I’m confused. I think you have the wrong person.
RG: *long sigh* NO! We look alike except I think you’re of age to drink so I need your license. I’ll pay for your new one.
Me: WHAT? Oh honey. I work here. I'm also *gulp* 29! I’m not giving you my license so you can go to bars. We do kind of look alike, though, now that you mention it.
RG: EXACTLY! So stop taking yourself so seriously and give me the license! I can pretend to be old.Me: Pretend to be old! HA! Even if you did have a shot you just ruined it with that comment, dear twin. I hope you have a good weekend.



HA! I shall never again claim that my work is boring. ;)